im really mad at how accurate this is
A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
oh god damn it
hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
oh my god
Those casting directors must sleep so well at night
ya with that crossroad demon deal hanging over their heads
DO YOU GUYS FUCKCING REMEMBER THESE STUPID ASS SNAP BRACELETS THAT WERE STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU SMACKED THEM AGAINST SOMETHING AND THEN THEY CURL UP???
PLEASE IMAGINE WITH ME THAT THESE ARE SOME HILARIOUSLY ANNOYING PRANK TOY ON ALTERNIA THAT TROLLS BUY AND USE TO RUN UP AND SMACK ONTO EACHOTHERS HORNS
My actual favorite homestuck post
Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.
she looks so lost
I ain’t using that shit lemme in via da big as door
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.
SAND FLOOR ROOM
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory.
I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating
Take off all of your clothes and lay them on the floor, leave your shoes on. Stand on your clothes.
Sandpaper get’s just as worn as what it’s sanding, so by the time it’s worn your clothes and shoes away there will be a continuous strip of the sandpaper with a smooth surface that will, at most, be annoying as it moves underneath you.
At this point you can basically just rip the rest of the paper off the floor.
Of course you’re probably still going to starve or die of dehydration, unless the mechanism is exposed under the sandpaper..
But at least you’ve ruined your captor’s torture device and made them look a bit stupid.