Enter Doom

Apr 16

thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

(Source: thordoftherings, via winchinchilla)

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

(Source: theloneliestgirlonearth, via beneathmysin)

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

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thepirateking:

do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras

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Mar 12

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theuntalentedsinger:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

obsessivencompulsive:

In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out. 

can someone please make a gold star for this guy that doesn’t say you tried

(Source: m-adorent, via iknowenochian)

valiantparadox:

Bonus:

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jennyatsdcc:

tavidan:

shameglobe:

fyeah-hetalia:

You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? 

I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl

meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs

I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg

Magenta is a boy

what the fuck

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it

(via pinkies-wednesday)

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

(Source: cannabinomad, via pinkies-wednesday)

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